Total Medals Earned: 26 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 150 Points
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/405 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat Collab 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/375 points)
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 21/51 (120/510 points)
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Now you can build things
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
Torches will light up the dark
Use this to mine stone and coal
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Bahhh! They drop wool.
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Sleep is time travel!
Just a'nether thing to do!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/625 points)
Time to start exploring
The staple of the Windowz series
Beat Purble Place
Beat Mahjong on "Impossible" difficulty
Manage to be #1 in Fall Guys. How the hell?
God damn MS Paint got butchered after the XP version
Go back to reddit, kid
Immerse yourself in the wonderful culture of 4Chan, preferably /pol/
wait, fuck, I mean Newgrounds- sorry
Visit CNN for your daily dose of REAL news, unlike those other FAKE news sources!!!
Do nothing but watch Youtube for an entire day. Sad. Might as well kill yourself at this point.
Spend at least 3 consecutive days reading about COVID-19
Become a fascist
Fall down the QAnon rabbit hole. Trust the plan. Just two more weeks!
Endorse Joe Biden
Endorse Donald Trump
Endorse Bernie Sanders
Endorse... Kanye West? What?
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Attend a Zoom™ meeting so you don't lose your job
Have an epic game session with the boys over Discord